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roane72:

americachavez:

I really hope cap 3 has a scene where sam’s shirt catches on fire and he has to rip it off because that was a really definitive part of brubaker’s cap run

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YES THIS

Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He has written so much~all of it wrong.
Emperor Mage, Tamora Pierce
thespheater:

A mother can divide her love among her children and each child still has all her love.
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Nothing more than a tribute to Frigga and her love for her children, Loki and Thor, Jotun or not.

thespheater:

A mother can divide her love among her children and each child still has all her love.

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Nothing more than a tribute to Frigga and her love for her children, Loki and Thor, Jotun or not.

roane72:

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

Another autobiography not written by me, because see above.

shirozora-draws-shit:

::next time, I’ll check the Weather Channel::
loooooool I put way too much time into this. WELP.

shirozora-draws-shit:

::next time, I’ll check the Weather Channel::

loooooool I put way too much time into this. WELP.

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

petite-madame:

Like in the good old days (Steve/Bucky)

Photoshop CS6 - Painter 12. I did a mini step by step and posted the first stages here if you are interested.

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

degayest:

….I’m just going to leave this here